Monday, May 31, 2004
Stats
Ha! I was just checking my web stats for exxnet.net just then, and I have found out that the googlebomb that two other internet users and I have planted has reverberated unto my site. I had planted a google bomb for animal sodomy and pedophiles. Not out of hatred for the two sites, but to see what would happen. And as what would occur (confusing!), dizzy-girl has decided to link back to my site (not that I really care though, it's only a google keyword used by sick freaks nearly everyday!).
This would be the post of hers about mine, nukem and electrik's bomb: dizzy-girl.net, and her countless attempt to get back at me: Fucking moron. Oh I do believe she does not take the pedophilia bomb too lightly. Jesus, she needs to grow up.
At the time of posting, she has successfully sent 26 people to my general mp3 list. Internet users these days.
This would be the post of hers about mine, nukem and electrik's bomb: dizzy-girl.net, and her countless attempt to get back at me: Fucking moron. Oh I do believe she does not take the pedophilia bomb too lightly. Jesus, she needs to grow up.
At the time of posting, she has successfully sent 26 people to my general mp3 list. Internet users these days.
posted by jarryd at
5/31/2004 05:46:00 PM
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Exams
Whoo! Exam time. One of the parts of school that I hate the most. I really hate it. I'm sure I'm not going to do well it at least two of my exams. I have four exams this year, compared to the two exams I had last year. Those were a piece of piss, not that easy, but fairly easy. I have: Math, Physics, Chemistry and Physics. Yay. This end of semester exam is going to be so much fun! I suppose there is something to look forward to, as after I have done my physics exam, no more school for 5 weeks! YAY. AND AND AND! I got a fairly good mark for my math test I did the other day (even though I have been doing absolutely nothing, Nat can vouch for this :-), where everyone else got kinda shit (well, good in our books, but whatever). I knew she said 70% at first, I had my little dance, and everyone was like, "You got 17...". I nearly shat my pants 4 times over. So I had to question the little asian rice cake. She had said 70, but because her accent is so slurred with asian offcuts (I know, it doesn't make sense) everyone thought she had said 17. Anywho, doesn't matter, I got a fairly good mark for a test that I thought I'd fail miserably (again). I'm going to have to actually do some work next semester if I want to pass year 11. The problem is, I have to... do something. That is just not me. Oh well!
Not only does my math teacher hate me, my chemistry teacher thinks I'm an absolute retard. I was having an argument with Daryl one fine day in chemistry (as usual), and I was mimicing Dicko. Of course Daryl didn't get that I was teasing Dicko and himself at the same time, I said "I'm cracking a fat at Dicko". Now, at that time I had no idea that "cracking a fat" was indeed the rush of blood to the head of the male genitalia (ERECTIONS!). I got the queerest look from half the students (the other half were being fat in the corner) and the teacher. I thought I had made the damn thing up, obviously some half-wit before me has decided to make it a sexual innuendo, thus embarassing me. Didn't work (the embarassing part), though I had to convice Nat to tell me what the hell it was.
HA, I think the highlight of my day was some little year 8 duder walking in to the year 11 common room (where year 11's are more common! [Ha Ha Ha]) and he was kinda just, loitering around. Of course everyone had to be the big men and tried to get him to leave, be it with just verbal or physical requests. Justin eventually got around to picking him up and putting him in the fire hydrant room (with the aid of Michael, probably the most stupidest person I've ever met), spent like 10 seconds in there, came out and started to talk with Natalie. Whilst talking with her, he started to cry, having a whine about not having any friends and the only friends he has are those in the common room (the socially deprived ones). He eventually stormed off after his big spiel. It obviously worked, because the moment he left everyone was pointing fingers as to who made him cry. Seriously, who cares? He cried because he is a little bitch, so what that he doesn't have any friends? His own fault, he should go out and socialise more. Jesus.
Anyway, was watching Shrek 2 in History today, so far it is fairly funny. But what can you expect after the first movie? Oh well, onto Cat in the Hat during English on thursday. God, school is such a bludge a week before exams.
Not only does my math teacher hate me, my chemistry teacher thinks I'm an absolute retard. I was having an argument with Daryl one fine day in chemistry (as usual), and I was mimicing Dicko. Of course Daryl didn't get that I was teasing Dicko and himself at the same time, I said "I'm cracking a fat at Dicko". Now, at that time I had no idea that "cracking a fat" was indeed the rush of blood to the head of the male genitalia (ERECTIONS!). I got the queerest look from half the students (the other half were being fat in the corner) and the teacher. I thought I had made the damn thing up, obviously some half-wit before me has decided to make it a sexual innuendo, thus embarassing me. Didn't work (the embarassing part), though I had to convice Nat to tell me what the hell it was.
HA, I think the highlight of my day was some little year 8 duder walking in to the year 11 common room (where year 11's are more common! [Ha Ha Ha]) and he was kinda just, loitering around. Of course everyone had to be the big men and tried to get him to leave, be it with just verbal or physical requests. Justin eventually got around to picking him up and putting him in the fire hydrant room (with the aid of Michael, probably the most stupidest person I've ever met), spent like 10 seconds in there, came out and started to talk with Natalie. Whilst talking with her, he started to cry, having a whine about not having any friends and the only friends he has are those in the common room (the socially deprived ones). He eventually stormed off after his big spiel. It obviously worked, because the moment he left everyone was pointing fingers as to who made him cry. Seriously, who cares? He cried because he is a little bitch, so what that he doesn't have any friends? His own fault, he should go out and socialise more. Jesus.
Anyway, was watching Shrek 2 in History today, so far it is fairly funny. But what can you expect after the first movie? Oh well, onto Cat in the Hat during English on thursday. God, school is such a bludge a week before exams.
posted by jarryd at
5/31/2004 05:14:00 PM
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Keyboards
I just view a Slashdot article (Water-Cooled Half-Life 2 Case Mod, Finished Images [big for dialup]) and I started to think, I want a new keyboard. The one in that HL2 mod looks rather enticing. So I went to Logitech and found the keyboard which I think resembles the one that was used. Finding out it was around $169.95 AUD, I thought I'd go and visit my trusty online computer store and searched for it, and holy snapping duck shit, I find out the bastards worth only $109 AUD. Jesus. How the hell can Logitech state a price when a shop can do maybe 1/3 of their price? Needless to say the moment I get money, I'm going to buy one of these!
Speaking of money: I applied at K-Mart the other day (at least.. I think so anyway), and I got an email back saying that they had accepted me and wished to have an interview with me. I have nothing wrong with that, only that the people that had accepted my application were Coles. The email said nothing about K-Mart. I certainly do not want to work at Coles. Have you not heard what they do to people in Coles?! I haven't either, but there is a fat kid at school that works at coles and I don't really want to be working with someone who I don't like. Sounds rather mean I know, but that is just me.
Something else happened today, I kinda forgot what, it will come to me soon.. Nope, I'm sure if it was anything interesting or important I would have remembered. Anyway, before my exams at the end of this term, my english teacher wants to take my english class to see a movie, but the movie everyone wants to see is Troy. I DON'T WANT TO SEE TROY, I'M SEEING IT IN HISTORY. And I think the only movie worth watching in the movies is that, or Shrek 2, and believe me, I do not want to see that as my end of semester movie.
Oh well, other than that, exams are coming up soon, and I have: an essay, an oral, and 2 journals due in this friday and I haven't started either. I'm so screwed.
Speaking of money: I applied at K-Mart the other day (at least.. I think so anyway), and I got an email back saying that they had accepted me and wished to have an interview with me. I have nothing wrong with that, only that the people that had accepted my application were Coles. The email said nothing about K-Mart. I certainly do not want to work at Coles. Have you not heard what they do to people in Coles?! I haven't either, but there is a fat kid at school that works at coles and I don't really want to be working with someone who I don't like. Sounds rather mean I know, but that is just me.
Something else happened today, I kinda forgot what, it will come to me soon.. Nope, I'm sure if it was anything interesting or important I would have remembered. Anyway, before my exams at the end of this term, my english teacher wants to take my english class to see a movie, but the movie everyone wants to see is Troy. I DON'T WANT TO SEE TROY, I'M SEEING IT IN HISTORY. And I think the only movie worth watching in the movies is that, or Shrek 2, and believe me, I do not want to see that as my end of semester movie.
Oh well, other than that, exams are coming up soon, and I have: an essay, an oral, and 2 journals due in this friday and I haven't started either. I'm so screwed.
posted by jarryd at
5/26/2004 08:57:00 PM
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Monday, May 17, 2004
Rah
Just a few days ago, well, it was more like.. 2 weeks (details), but Nat was accused of stealing some phone. Don't ask me why he suspected Nat, but he did. Nat has just sold his phone (the phone in question) to fat Jack and Jack being the stupid one that he is, decided to play the ring tones. And Joel "had" the exact ring tone line up. HA, that is what I say to that. RING TONES ARE FREE YOU RETARD. INTERNET.
Oh, then someone has the nerve (later on in the day), to say that I've been saying that I have the keys to his locker and that I stole the phone from his locker. Yeah, and I'm black. OH, and haha, like, 10 minutes later, I was the one that stole his phone, but instead of it being in his locker where it was originally suppose to have been placed, I stole it from a library table whilst he was away. As if you would place a phone on a table and walk away? There may be some stupid retards out there that may do that, but who knows.
Pretty pathetic if you ask me. I think he is just having a cry that his phone was stolen from him, and he had just, by a coincidence mind you, happen to have walked by while Fat Jack was playing with the ring tones. I mean, Fair Dinkum' Aussie.
Oh, and Steve Irwin's movie, "The Crocodile Hunter", LICKS NUTS. I'm sure I'll have more ravenous reviews of movies soon :P
Oh, then someone has the nerve (later on in the day), to say that I've been saying that I have the keys to his locker and that I stole the phone from his locker. Yeah, and I'm black. OH, and haha, like, 10 minutes later, I was the one that stole his phone, but instead of it being in his locker where it was originally suppose to have been placed, I stole it from a library table whilst he was away. As if you would place a phone on a table and walk away? There may be some stupid retards out there that may do that, but who knows.
Pretty pathetic if you ask me. I think he is just having a cry that his phone was stolen from him, and he had just, by a coincidence mind you, happen to have walked by while Fat Jack was playing with the ring tones. I mean, Fair Dinkum' Aussie.
Oh, and Steve Irwin's movie, "The Crocodile Hunter", LICKS NUTS. I'm sure I'll have more ravenous reviews of movies soon :P
posted by jarryd at
5/17/2004 08:42:00 AM
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